Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.